Obama’s birthday was just supposed to be any regular August 4th. Not so for the year of 2016. You see, with all of the foolishness that has occurred for this year, we all were due for some good news. And I’m not talking “Lebron James finally won a championship for Cleveland” good news. I’m talking about something bigger than that. I’m talking about something the common man (with common sense) could rejoice over.
The good news I’m referring to is the collective fades caught by both Dylann Roof and George Zimmerman.
They both got served some hands with a side of slaps.
They both got served some knuckle hoagies on Obama’s birthday.
This couldn’t be something accidental. In fact, this is the act of God’s unwavering Karma. And yes, I put God and Karma together.
Now, all I need is someone to cue up some soulful Sunday music.
God on Obama’s Birthday Fade Number One: Dylann Roof Version
Dylan Roof, Charleston, South Carolina racial murder supreme, was caught getting something only prison can provide: a beat down in the shower. More of the story here:
The hate-filled racist accused of slaughtering nine black parishioners in a South Carolina church last year was roughed up Thursday in a jail bathroom, officials said. Dylann Roof, who is white, was sucker-punched in the shower by a black inmate inside the Charleston County Detention Center around 7:45 a.m., according to Sheriff Al Cannon. Dwayne Stafford, 26, bashed Roof several times in the face and body before a jail guard pulled the two apart. The jailhouse beating made Stafford an internet star with strangers pledging to send him cash. [1]
Look a here: if people can’t find a way to put money on his commissary, they damn sure better find that man’s family and make sure he is taken care of. He should not have any desires for crumb cakes, honey buns, or smokes go unfulfilled. He better have the best snacks the prison store can provide. Dwayne Stafford just did God’s work, y’all.
Looking through the internet, they already set up a fund for him. Look at howJesus works!
God on Obama’s Birthday Fade Number Two: George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman caught a bad one as well. Although he didn’t get the brakes beat off of him like Dylann Roof, he did get into a minor scuffle:
The former neighborhood watchman said he was clocked by a drunken diner who mistook him for someone else at the Gators Riverside Grille in Sanford around 5:00 p.m. Sunday, according to a police report obtained by the Daily News. “This man just punched me in the face,” Zimmerman told a 911 dispatcher. “He said he was going to kill me. You need to send three or four cops.” But staff at the restaurant and witnesses countered the acquitted murderer’s account and said the incident was nothing more than a shoving match that stemmed from Zimmerman bragging about his notorious past. [2]
It actually gets no better than George Zimmerman getting caught up on Obama’s birthday. The anti-thesis of all that is right (Zimmerman) was getting handled for the things he had done in the past, present, and possibly the future. Then again, he has been asking for an old fashioned ass whooping for the last few years. Someone was going to eventually oblige him.
Obama’s Birthday as God’s Blessing
If any God fearing Christian wants to give proof that God is real, then they can look no further than this day. Forget the stories about parting Red Seas and arks with animals. Hell, I would look past the crucifixion for a quick second. This singular day is proof that God looks out for the lot of us. Hell has no fury like the fade caught on the day of Obama’s birth.