Either its science through the invention of a time machine, or Sarah Palin’s voodoo priest witch hunting now turned christian minister, but some how John McCain has won the debate. Yeah, thats what they’re putting out there, and the debate hasn’t even taken place. Uh huh, the same debate he was trying to postpone a couple days ago. Can you believe this shit?!! The man can’t operate a computer, but he invented the Blackberry? And now he’s already won he debate??

McCain Wins Debate

By Chris Cillizza

Although the fate of tonight’s presidential debate in Mississippi remains very much up in the air, John McCain has apparently already won it — if you believe an Internet ad an astute reader spotted next to this piece in the online edition of the Wall Street Journal this morning.

“McCain Wins Debate!” declares the ad which features a headshot of a smiling McCain with an American flag background. Another ad spotted by our eagle-eyed observer featured a quote from McCain campaign manager Rick Davis declaring: “McCain won the debate– hands down.”


I don’t know about you guys, but I think if this man has the ability to see into the future, he should have been able to get the winning lottery numbers like I would have done. He can surely stand to use the money for his campaign, to put out more bullshit ads full of lies. But then again, maybe he has looked into the future and saw that he lost the election. Maybe he thinks he can alter history like in a “Back To The Future” sorta way. I know he has like 9 houses. That being said, it shouldn’t be too hard to find a DeLaurean in the garage of one of them.

Maybe we should start calling him John McFly.