Did You See Those White Folks Going Crazy Over The New Air Jordan Sneaker At The Mall?

So another holiday season is upon us, and another year is almost over. Of course you know what that means, right? Yup, you guessed it; it’s time for yet another display of niggerdom. That’s right folks, it’s the annual Air Jordan Stampede. Not as popular as the running of the bulls in Pamplon, Spain. However, I suppose in a few years it will become a tourist attraction. In case you missed it, perennial lover of athletics and all things ghetto, Nike, has released yet another limited edition of the classic Nike Air Jordan. Apparently they’re known to feed a family of four, hence the stampede in this shitty economy. I could only hope that my cousins n’em would be this enthusiastic about voting in 2012; and are willing to bumrush polling stations as if they were giving away free pairs of the highly coveted almost $200 shoe once worn by Michael Jordan who ain’t dunked in fifty-eleven years.

Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Son!

I don’t know about you, but this is pure foolishness, and yet another example of why we stay losing as a people. I mean, Nike makes an estimated $1 billion each year from the sales of their Air Jordan line, and the hood makes what? Not a damn!! Now of course some of you might think I’m a bit too harsh with my critique of the behavior of my cousins. Yes, and I know you probably think that what I’m doing is helping “the man” make Black folks look bad and all. But, lemme tell you: I ain’t stupid – I know the footage in the following clip were pulled from the 1992 Los Angeles riots sparked by the Rodney King verdict. Yup, the truth is, the media is hiding the footage of white folks losing their rwbbit-assed minds in attempt to buy those Nike Air Jordan Concordes. Yup, you know how those un-colored folks be doing, right? Yeah, I know, it’s embarassing seeing white folks act this way. Must be all those single moms…