So, is Bin Laden gonna worship at Ground Zero?

So I’ve been thinking about the controversy surrounding the Mosque being build near Ground Zero. Conservative wing-nuts like Sarah Palin would have you think it’s gonna be built on the very site and not blocks away. Which if I were Muslim, in protest of the stupidity and intolerence of Palin, I’d build a library next to her house and hang a banner that says: “Alaskas Worst Governor Ever!” But hey, maybe Bin Laden has plans of sneaking into the country balled up in the anal cavity of an illegal immigrant so you can’t be too careful. Yep, especially when you champion for freedoms afforded to us by the Constitution and you last name rhymes with FAILING!