Michele Bachmann Says Black Kids Were Better Off In Slavery Than Under Obama

So Michele Bachmann said that Black kids were better off being born into slavery than from the time President Obama took office. Supposedly he took his inaugural oath, and spawned the dreaded single Black mother. Which obviously is much worse than being born into slavery. Sure it was a little oppressive; but at least Black kids had two parents back then, unlike Obama’s creation.

Of course this little-talked-about Black history nugget can only be found in a social-conservative pledge, otherwise known as, “The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence upon Marriage and Family”. You know, some form of Christian conservative gibberish, which stresses family values, like the following:

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President. (source)

Now I have to be careful here, these are not the words of Michele Bachmann. These are the words from a pledge  she has signed, being pushed by Conservative kingmaker, Bob Vander Plaats and his cult, The Family Leader. See I had to cheek and be sure she didn’t say or write those words, because I was prepared to call her a racist conservative cunt, had she said those words. You know me,; the c-word ain’t my thing; that’s my man Eddie Blue-Eyes who is responsible for The Friday Sex Blog you guys love.

I know, calling her racist is pretty extreme; and yes, it is unwarranted because I don’t really know if she’s really racist. However, she is endorsing and promoting this pledge as a show of support for her “family values” themed campaign, so yeah, she is a cunt. And fuck it, she’s a Tea Party darling, so by proxy she’s racist.

OK, so using the c-word is a bit out character for me on this site, and also in real life. Honestly, I haven’t used that word since I was probably 14-years-old. But the truth is, I’m really tired of these right-wing idiots and their use of the ugly legacy of slavery in relation to the president Obama the great oppressor, scare tactic.

You know, all the talk of this new and extra heinously savage form of slavery, that has been inflicted on white folks since the president took office? Yes, it is this most disrespectful insult to my intelligence (and ancestors) that pisses me off; certainly, this is insulting to others as well; you know, Negroes who think and reaf?

I don’t care that you believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman as some guy who I’ve never seen says it should be. And I don’t care that you are of the opinion that children – all children – are better off in two parent family homes. We can have a debate over just that if you like. However, don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s rain; do you to think we’re that dumb.

Nothing about slavery was better than it is now for Black folks; bitch please!

Don’t force feed me your “see we love and are concerned about the Black family,” garbage. You know, like the sudden concern these idiots have for unborn Black babies? Where was all this “White Christian “love” for unborn Black babies and children back in 1860 and years prior?

Funny how White folks who were (and always will be) always at an advantage in times of slavery, are now suddenly the voice of the downtrodden and oppressed. Funny how I don’t see uber-rich Bachmann and her homophobic husband adopting any Black babies. Funny how they’re concerned, now that the son of one of the “Kenyan niggers who got away,” is the most powerful man in the world, as president of these United States of America

If anything, single parent home or not, Barack Obama’s presidency instills a new-found sense of pride, and motivation for Black children. After all, he himself was raised in a single-parent home. But then again, maybe that’s the thing right-winbg nutjobs like Bachmann fear. That is, more Black kids having the audacity to rise above the absurdity that is American slave narrative and succeed in ways never before imagined. You know, true freedom?