For some reason, everytime I hear the names Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac on the news I think of a black prostitute, and pimp team working the streets. I don’t know, but for some reason I think thats them pictured above. Sounds crazy I know, but hey, my mind works like that from time to time. I know their outfits are kinda crazy, but when you’re trying to attract minority (i.e. black) business, you have to look the part.

The funny thing about all of this, is that they’re now under investigation by the FBI. Which is pretty typical of black people who are sucessful and earn money outside of the realm the expectations of America. But suddenly, the gov’t wants to give them some love, and even subsidize…oops, I meant bail out these investment banks in the wake of the mortgage meltdown.
At the expense of taxpayers the gov’t has all but hand these institutions blank checks. And who’s to blame for all of this? Black people. Thats right, minorities are the ones to blame for this problem. If only these people held up their end of the bargain, and paid their mortgage, none of this would be happening. Thats why you can’t give black people shit is always the sentiment.

Thank God we have FOX NEWS CHANNEL to set the record straight via Neil Cavuto. While everybody has been running around paranoid of the impending doom. My good buddy Neil, has set the record straight, and spoke truth to power. Recently, on his show, in a heated exchange with one of his guests, who happened to be a Congressman, he asserted that Congress should have warned Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac about giving those home loans to black people. In his own words, he said it was the fault of Congress for pushing the idea of minority home ownership. If only there was more truth coming from the mainstream media, the American people may not be so critical of their government. Thank you Fox News Channel. The people who say you guys are racist are so wrong about you.

So what owning a home is paramount to the American dream. That shit was not meant for Black people. Thats right, us negroes were meant to be renters, or live in the projects. I mean hell, why else would they expect us to want to be home owners? The American Indians have been reduced to living on reservations, and probably still living in tents. Why would they expect us to be forward thinking, or feel like we’re a part of a country which was so gracious to invite us here to do jobs for free.

Look, Neil is right, Black people need to stop it with the victim stuff. Instead, they need to stop putting their utilities, and credit cards in the names of their 7yr old kids. Its time for Black America to take some responsibility for what has happened in this country, with the state of the economy as it is today. Predatory lending my ass. Those banks were trying to do negroes a favor, and like usual, they betrayed the trust of the hands that fed them.

Thanks Neil…

You’re a true American Hero.