So did Barack Obama turn those school kids into “The Children Of The Corn” with his speech today, or what?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usDamn, I didn’t get to see or hear Obama’s speech to the school-kids today. No, my mommy didn’t keep me at home from school, I just missed it. I’m sorry, I’m a grown ass socialist and I don’t need any indoctrination. So did you see it? Was it good? What happened? Are all of our kids now gonna walk around like Children of the Corn chanting “he who walks behind the scroll,” and stuff like that?

Aww man I need you guys to fill me in on what went down today. Somehow I had in my head that Obama was gonna get on stage, grab the mic and rhyme Grand Master Flash & The Furious Five’s “The Message”. But I don’t think he did that, did he? Wouldn’t that have been cool? I think so, especially because it speaks on the realities of the country today with our great economy and all. Not only that, but it would be kinda cool to see Obama say how close to the edge he is given that everybody is on his case these days.

Oh well, I can’t wait till you people give me some feedback on his speech and how you think our kids are going to act from here on out. Thankfully some of you kept your kids at home so they couldn’t be indoctrinated. God bless those brave and courageous parents who took a stand like this woman…