Reason to Vote for Mitt Romney #593: Obama is Black, He Hates Women, & He Ate Dog Meat

So because Barack Obama wasn’t properly vetted before 2008’s general elections, America ended up with a Kenyan Marxist with a fake birth certificate as president. Thanks to my right-wing friends who are hell bent on being duped a second time, and being forced to suffer the turmoil of white slavery due to four more years of Obama’s recession-creating fiscal policy — you know, like the way he passes out food stamps to black people like Nino Brown did with turkeys for Thanksgiving in Harlem back in 1990? — thanks to them, we’re able to put the word out on just who and what the current POTUS is about. With this information, it’s pretty obvious that voters in November will be better able to make a well informed decision on just who they should be casting a ballot for. So who is this Barack Hussein Obama person currently posing as president that we know very little about?

Well, we know he’s black — yep, just ask a black person why they voted for him — but did you know that he has a disdain for women?

A conservative Fox News contributor insisted on Monday that President Barack Obama had a “disdain” for women that he learned from his “Marxist” father and “communist” mentor.

Fox News contributor Sandy Rios, who is vice president of the conservative political action committee Family-PAC Federal, told host Sean Hannity that Obama did not disagree with CNN contributor Hilary Rosen’s assertion that Ann Romney had “never worked a day in her life.”

“His father was a Marxist, his mentor was Marxist,” Rios explained. “The Marxist theory on women is that they should work just like men. There’s a total dripping disdain for women who stay at home and take care of their children. … This is not an accident. This is what they believe. They hold people like Ann Romney and others of us that have stayed home with our children in complete disregard and disdain.”

Never mind the blatant lies of lefties like Slate’s David Weigel’s assertion last year that, “Obama’s past and philosophy makes it very clear that he only read up seriously on socialism and Marxism when he got to Columbia.” Yes, we all know how those liberal types love passing off opinions as facts. What’s important to know is that Obama hates women because his father hated women. OK, so forget the whole Marxist thingy, what more evidence of this do we need aside from the fact that Obama’s father dumped his mother (like all black guys do) and had several wives. Heck, Mitt Romney on the other hand has been married to the same woman for the last 85 years, and clearly possesses the moral fiber required to run the country. There’s no way Mitt would ever treat women badly like Obama’s father did; heck, Mitt’s a Mormon, and they don’t even like black people.

Now much has been said by way of criticism from lefties about Mitt Romney and his love for dogs. Many of them have attacked Mitt for being the caring dog owner that he is to be thoughtful enough to take the family dog along with him on long car rides. But as Daily Caller super-blogger and all around awesome guy Jim Treacher points out in his DC Trawler blog, Obama has expressed delight in partaking in the Indonesian delicacy that is dog meat. I don’t know about you, but when it comes to someone being the leader of the free world. It’s the little things like blatant animal cruelty that is the measure of leadership as a character trait. And quite naturally, if Obama was vetted properly, someone would have read his book Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Intolerance, and found the following information to be quite helpful. For all we know, Obama invested in the very dog fighting ring NFL super-star, Michael Vick did. Of course you know that it’s a black thing, right?

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

Yep, this was in chapter two of his Marxist albeit Black Nationalist manifesto. Such pertinent information hidden from the world like that god forsaken video of him in warm embrace with Harvard professor, Dr. Derrick Bell. Aren’t you glad that  the right-wing media exists without the dreaded liberal bias as this nations fourth establishment of government, just as the founding fathers intended?