Oh Look, Paul Ryan Visits a Soup Kitchen and Pretends to Like Poor People

The Romney campaign wants you to think that they care for the least among us — you know, those “victims” who refuse to take responsibility for their lives otherwise known as the 47-percent. That’s right, regular working folks, the elderly, and military personnel serving in war zones.

So what does a campaiign that’s so obviously our-of-touch with the reality of Americans not having offshore bank accounts and such? You seek the best photo-op possible to show that you’re a man of the people. Yes, you go to a soup kitchen that’s charmed with the task of feeding the takers.

Yep, you do what Paul Ryan did, or do you?

The head of a charity in northeastern Ohio where Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan and his family were photographed cleaning dishes over the weekend said Monday that Ryan was not authorized to be on the premises and “did nothing” while there.

Brian J. Antag, president of the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society in Youngstown, told the Washington Post that the Romney campaign had not asked to make the Saturday visit to the soup kitchen. He said that he runs an apolitical faith-based organization which has bylaws barring it from hosting political candidates, and that the visit jeopardized donations from private individuals.

“They showed up there and they did not have permission,” he said. “They got one of the volunteers to open up the doors.” Antag added that Ryan and his family “did nothing” while on the premises.

“He just came in here to get his picture taken at the dining hall,” he said.

Ryan was photographed cleaning “large metal pans that did not appear to be dirty” during a 15-minute visit, the Post previously reported. While television cameras rolled and photographers snapped pictures, the Wisconsin congressman discussed washing dishes while he was younger. He said he would get calluses on his fingers due to the heat from the industrial machine.

[…] When Ryan arrived on the site in the early afternoon, the kitchen was clean and the dining area was empty, according to a pool report. After his time in the kitchen Ryan spoke to homeless people outside the soup kitchen, but reporters were kept from monitoring the conversation.

The Romney campaign said the visit was designed to highlight the work of soup kitchen volunteers. As the video above shows, Ryan greeted five or six adults volunteers and two children before going back to the kitchen. (source)

For the past few months I’ve been wondering whether Mitt Romney has outsourced its campaign to Chinese midgets. After reading the above story, it has become quite apparent that they have. It’s either that or they’re not really trying to win. At any rate, it’s a damn shame they had to pretend to care about the poor for political expedience, when their proposed policies says otherwise. After all, haven’t they lied to us enough? Sorry, I’m not convinced; and, I won’t be until they start kissing black babies on the campaign trail. But being a lover of free stuff, maybe that’s too much to ask.