Michele Bachmann Drops Out, Idiot Vote Now Up For Grabs

Well, they say all good things and Michele Bachmann come to an end. And well, ever since Bachmann’s eerily weird “they’re all gonna laugh at you,” shtick that was supposed to pass for a State of the Union rebuttal. You just knew that her Republican presidential nomination campaign would soon come to a screeching halt after the Iowa Caucus. And in true Bachmann style and grace, she delivered the dumbest concession speech ever, as only she can.

OK, so did that even make any sense. Was this a concession speech or what? All I heard was freedom, liberty, republic, blah, blah, blah, Obamacare, blah, blah, blah, Obamacare, blah, blah, blah, socialism, blah, blah, blah. I mean, who wrote that crap? You know in all seriousness, if oxygen isn’t cut off from Michele Bachmann’s brain while she is speaking, she might not be so bad. I feel sorry for her in a way, because unlike Sarah palin, she didn’t get an opportunity to steal clothes for herself and her kids. I’m not sure what the future holds for her as a politician on a national stage. However, I think she could do herself some good if she wore a CPAP machine while she’s awake.