Jason Whitlock Has A White Man Dying Inside Of Him

On television recently, noted sportswriter and commentator, Jason Whitlock, said that LeBron James was too rich to be affected by racism. According to Whitlock, racism is a problem for poor people. Yes, he said this. Yes, it was on television.

Uh-huh, he said it while the cameras were running.

No, Whitlock didn’t get caught on a hot mic.

Yes, and I’m pretty sure that he was conscious when he said it. I know, it’s hard to imagine someone, let alone a black man, saying something so asinine. And I can promise you that he said it because I saw it myself. And no, there wasn’t a racist white man with his hand up Whitlock’s ass using him as a ventriloquist’s dummy when he said it either.

So why would Whitlock – a grown-ass black man – say something so ignorant? It’s really simple, folks. The truth is that Jason Whitlock has a white man trapped inside of his body who’s tired of eating fried chicken and watermelon. I wish I could blame it on him being a conservative and possessing conservative values. But there’s no way that a black conservative can be this idiotic. Conservatism aside, this level of stupid is impossible.

I mean, Ben Carson is known for saying stupid things as I pointed out recently. But seriously, Ben Carson isn’t this stupid. Sure, Carson thinks that poverty is a state of mind, but still. So yes, Jason Whitlock has a white man trapped in his 350lb-plus body that’s tired of him.

Oh, and he said this in the wake of James’ house being vandalized and spray-painted with the word “nigger.” Yes, that happened. And yes, again, Whitlock is black. Well, black-ish.

Yes, kinda black.

“Racism is an issue in America, but it’s primarily an issue for the poor. It’s not LeBron James ‘ issue,” said Whitlock. Mind you, the interview was on Fox Sports 1’s “The Herd with Colin Cowherd”. Cowherd mentioned that he granted the interview at Whitlock’s request.

This means that an attention-starved Whitlock thought that his opinion was important.

“I think it is a disrespectful inconvenience for LeBron James. He allegedly had the n-word spray-painted on his $20 million Brentwood home. He wasn’t there. His family wasn’t there. He heard about it…

“He has removed himself from the damages and the ravages of real racism. He may have an occasional disrespectful interaction with someone, a disrespectful inconvenience.”

Whitlock also criticized LeBron for acting like a victim and bringing up the 1955 murder of Emmett Till. LeBron’s reference to Till simply illustrated the point that nobody is exempt.

Not even a child.

“LeBron needs to quit embracing his victimhood because he’s not a victim and it’s a terrible message for black people,” Whitlock said. “This message that we are constantly pumping out to young black people that we’re just victims and oh my God the worst thing in the world is to be black in America, is just not true.”

“The worst thing to be in America and anywhere on the planet is poor…If you’re poor, regardless of color, you’re catching hell in America and on this planet,” Whitlock added.

Watch the interview below:

As if Whitlock’s premise wasn’t shitty enough, in his critique, put himself in the financial class and tax bracket as Oprah Winfrey. I’m sure you’ve heard of her, yes? She’s a billionaire.

Jason Whitlock, however, is no fucking billionaire.

He might think that he is ballin’ like he is Oprah, but he isn’t.

The tragic irony is that even Oprah has been a victim of racism in recent years.Oprah has been a victim of racism in recent years.

Image that?

Oprah Winfrey, a billionaire who has way more money than Whitlock’s 15 cents, has admitted to being a victim of racism. Oprah has enough money to buy Whitlock more Debbie Cakes and snacks his fat ass can eat more stupid hats than Whitlock will ever own.

“It’s not tough being Oprah Winfrey,” Whitlock said. “It’s not tough being LeBron James. It’s not tough being Jason Whitlock,” he added. Honestly, that line made me laugh.

Jason Whitlock is a very sad man

And to add insult to pure fuckery, Whitlock mentions that the guys who park his car and opens the door to his building are black and brown. You know, those other niggas afflicted with all that racism, lack of self-discipline, and poverty. Yes, they rub that shit in their skin like cocoa butter. And I suspect that in his eyes, Lebron is the reason they do.

Yes, him and all the rich black people and their fake racism.

Because, unlike them, he eats a big bowl of sugar-free Cheerios with a side order of cage-free gold-plated eggs. You know, because that’s how he rolls. Whenever his “nigga wake up call” comes, I hope it’s on video. I hope it goes viral. If so, I must see this.

Dead slaves cry when Jason Whitlock speaks

I don’t know if you saw Lebron’s press conference where he addressed the vandalism of his Los Angeles home. But from where I sit, Lebron’s response was very poignant and spot on.

“No matter how much money you have, no matter how famous you are, no matter how many people admire you, you know being black in America is tough,” James said. “And we got a long way to go, for us as a society and for us as African-Americans, until we feel equal in America.”

Racism, LeBron said, “will always be a part of the world, a part of America.”

“Hate in America, especially for African-Americans, is living every day,” LeBron said. “And even though it’s concealed most of the time, even though people hide their faces and … when they see you they smile in your face, it’s alive every single day,” he continued.

There’s no way on God’s green earth that anyone can come to the conclusion that Lebron was simply playing the victim. Newsflash: His house was spray-painted with the word “nigger.” This makes LeBron the victim of a crime. In fact, a racially motivated hate crime.

Since being fired from ESPN, if this is his way of gaining attention from the conservative crowd, shame on him. If he truly believes what he’s saying, shame on him. Moreover, if there is truly a white man trapped in Whitlock’s body, then shame on him for being so damn hungry. All jokes aside, the truth is that this is who this man is.

This is the same asshole who criticized Lebron James not too long ago for participating in a Nike ad campaign that promotes equality. Yes, because, Jason Whitlock is pure trash.