Name the Top 10 People Newt Gingrich Should Take to the Moon Colony with Him

I really got a kick out of Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney’s exchange on, well, everything in last night’s GOP debate. But what really made me laugh was that they brought up Newt’s idea of building a colony on the moon; an “American” colony at that. No word yet as to whether English would be the official language, or whether ghetto languages like Ebonics or Spanish will be allowed.

However, just for shit’s and giggles — because we know nothing like a moon colony will ever be realized — do me a favor and list the top ten people Newt can take with him to his moon base colony with him, will you? This should be fun! Like you I could name more than ten people, but let’s try to be realistic – we can’t get rid of everybody. Yep, if only we were that lucky, right?