Barack Obama Wants Us to “Turn The Page,” But…

Saw your speech last night, Barack; nice. Some of my progressive buddies are upset with you for giving props to George Bush like you did. Me? I’m not upset with you one bit; ain’t like you let Bush off the hook for war crimes or nuthin…

As a matter of fact, I loved the way you praised him, and then turned around to remind us of just how he’s screwed us after mentioning “his” trillion dollar war, and the fucked up economy you inherited.
“It’s well known that he and I disagreed about the war from its outset, yet no one could doubt President Bush’s support for our troops or his love of country and commitment to our security” – Barack ObamaYeah Barry, you’s a smooth brotha and I like that. But anyway, just wanted to take a quick moment to shout you out on your speech last night. Son, you was sounding madd presidential in that new-look office!

Yeah son, you done changed on us just a lil bit, son. But before we do like Jay-Z and move on to the next one; yeah Barry, Afghanistan (?). You know, the war you can’t blame on George Bush? You know, that’s why they call it your war, Barry (?). And unlike Bush, ain’t like you lied about WMDs in Afghanistan…

Lemme remind you of the Barack you used to be when it came to being an anti-stupid-war kinda guy. So, here’s Senator Obama vs. President Obama. I understand, bruh; them folks got you frontin’ like that.