George Bush – Madness & Reality http://www.rippdemup.com Politics, Race, & Culture Thu, 31 Dec 2015 07:55:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4 Bush Administration Did Not Pursue Osama Bin Laden Post 9/11 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/bush-administration-did-not-pursue/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/bush-administration-did-not-pursue/#respond Sun, 08 May 2011 01:36:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/bush-administration-did-not-pursue/

I really hate to go the partisan route given the discussion of Osama bin Laden’s tragic yet joyous demise. However, I came across the following article and subsequent interview with historian and investigative journalist, Gareth Porter that I found rather interesting. Here’s a tidbit from the article, and I urge you to read it in its entirety. Most importantly, if don’t do anything else, be sure to watch the video that follows the piece:
The absence of any military planning to catch Bin Laden was a function of Bush’s national security team, led by vice president Dick Cheney and secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld, which had firmly opposed any military operation in Afghanistan that would have had any possibility of catching Bin Laden and his lieutenants.

Rumsfeld and the second-ranking official at the Pentagon, Paul Wolfowitz, had dismissed CIA warnings of an al-Qaeda terrorist attack against the United States in the summer of 2001, and even after 9/11 had continued to question the CIA’s conclusion that Bin Laden and al-Qaeda were behind the attacks.

Cheney and Rumsfeld were determined not to allow a focus on Bin Laden to interfere with their plan for a US invasion of Iraq to overthrow the Saddam Hussein regime.

Even after Bush decided in favor of an Afghan campaign, Tommy Franks, commander of the US Central Command and responsible for the war in Afghanistan, was not directed to have a plan for Bin Laden’s capture or to block his escape to Pakistan.  (read more)So as you can see, clearly the intent was never to kill or capture bin Laden. Instead, it was the Bush administration following through by dancing to the tune of their neo-con  handlers who were bent on investing billions trillions in the military industrial complex. When you think about it, kinda explains how many of them were in support of Obama tripling troop levels in Afghanistan when he did. But now I think it’s funny how they’re bent on giving Bush any credit for bin Laden’s death, and are now calling for an end to the war.

Check this out:

BIO: Gareth Porter is a historian and investigative journalist on US foreign and military policy analyst. He writes regularly for Inter Press Service on US policy towards Iraq and Iran. Author of four books, the latest of which is Perils of Dominance: Imbalance of Power and the Road to War in Vietnam

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Barack Obama Wants Us to “Turn The Page,” But… http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/barack-obama-wants-us-to-turn-page-bu/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/barack-obama-wants-us-to-turn-page-bu/#respond Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:54:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/barack-obama-wants-us-to-turn-page-bu/

Saw your speech last night, Barack; nice. Some of my progressive buddies are upset with you for giving props to George Bush like you did. Me? I’m not upset with you one bit; ain’t like you let Bush off the hook for war crimes or nuthin…

As a matter of fact, I loved the way you praised him, and then turned around to remind us of just how he’s screwed us after mentioning “his” trillion dollar war, and the fucked up economy you inherited.
“It’s well known that he and I disagreed about the war from its outset, yet no one could doubt President Bush’s support for our troops or his love of country and commitment to our security” – Barack ObamaYeah Barry, you’s a smooth brotha and I like that. But anyway, just wanted to take a quick moment to shout you out on your speech last night. Son, you was sounding madd presidential in that new-look office!

Yeah son, you done changed on us just a lil bit, son. But before we do like Jay-Z and move on to the next one; yeah Barry, Afghanistan (?). You know, the war you can’t blame on George Bush? You know, that’s why they call it your war, Barry (?). And unlike Bush, ain’t like you lied about WMDs in Afghanistan…

Lemme remind you of the Barack you used to be when it came to being an anti-stupid-war kinda guy. So, here’s Senator Obama vs. President Obama. I understand, bruh; them folks got you frontin’ like that.

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George Bush: Just like herpes, he keeps coming back http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/george-bush-just-like-herpes-he-keeps/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/george-bush-just-like-herpes-he-keeps/#respond Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:19:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/george-bush-just-like-herpes-he-keeps/

So while Republicans are posturing and trying to force president Obama’s hand on lifting the moratorium on drilling in the Gulf. Let’s take a trip down memory lane in our way back machine and see how this all came about. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the ghost of presidents, and regrettable unprotected sex past:

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George Bush still doesn’t like black people, or their Haitian germs http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/george-bush-still-doesnt-like-black/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/george-bush-still-doesnt-like-black/#respond Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:55:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/george-bush-still-doesnt-like-black/

So George Bush and Bill Clinton have been out putting in work; they’ve been raising funds for the people of Haiti, who are still suffering even two months removed from the tragic earthquake that rocked their country. Yesterday, they both visited one of the many “tent cities” on the ground and shook a few hands in a meet the natives sorta moment. Their visit was slated to be an effort “to remind donors of the immense needs facing the recovery effort.” Good idea; but take a look at this following clip and tell me what else we were reminded of. Oh and here’s a hint: pay attention to George Bush’s right hand after shaking a few hands:

Now I don’t wanna pass judgment, nor mention the obvious “message” or perception – Kanye West already covered that angle. But I’ll say that from what I read, Bush is somewhat of a germaphobe; he once infamously used a woman’s shirt to wipe off his glasses. So in-spite of him reportedly having an aide give him “a big dollop of hand sanitizer” after shaking Barack Obama’s hand. I won’t be my usual race-baiting self and suggest that he has a problem with black people. Now his mother? That’s a different story; and I wouldn’t dare suggest the notion that the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

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Barack Obama’s war in Afghanistan: Crack Pipe, Peace Pipe… Same difference! http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/barack-obamas-war-in-afghanistan-crack/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/barack-obamas-war-in-afghanistan-crack/#respond Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:20:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/barack-obamas-war-in-afghanistan-crack/

“It should be incandescently clear that no one who has any concern for the integrity and life of America today can ignore the present war.” – Martin Luther King Jr. So I woke up yesterday only to be greeted by one of my Black Republican buddies on Facebook by the question: So what are your thoughts on Obama’s war? The question didn’t throw me off as it is what I have come to expect from Conservatives. Obama’s war? Wait a minute, didn’t we invade Afghanistan a little over 8yrs ago? Shit, they way they’ve spun this, you would swear that there aren’t any troops currently deployed to that God forsaken depleted part of the world. My buddy then went on to criticize Barack Obama as I expect all now rehabilitated warmongering neoconservatives and their legion of lemmings to do.

My man said Obama was a hypocrite because he was an anti-war candidate while he campaigned for the highest office in the land. I laughed at after I questioned myself as to whether there has ever been an anti-war candidate, or whether there was ever one to successfully become president. I had to check my buddy again and remind him that Barack Obama was against the Iraq war, didn’t vote for the then “surge”, but always stated that the focus should have been Afghanistan.

Of course he didn’t believe me; it’s just like conservatives and their selective amnesia. But anyway, my man went in on Obama and said that the war in Afghanistan was stupid, and his decision to escalate troops was foolish because people in Afghanistan were too primitive to be fighting and as a result as he said “We’ll never win!.” Of course I laughed again because this was the same guy all gung ho about the “War on Terror,” and tracking down some boogieman hooked up to a dialysis machine as he sat in a cave sipping ice tea, and reading the latest Taliban Playboy magazine edition.

These conservatives are a trip and a half. It’s obvious that Dick Cheney has something against his cousin Barack Obama. I dunno, maybe he didn’t get much love at the last family reunion, and he’s a little salty. This fool had the nerve to come out of the lair he shares with the Grinch who stole Christmas and suggest that Obama was taking too long to make a decision on Afghanistan. And when Barack finally made the move, Dick Cheney had the nerve to say that Obama was “weak”. Yeah Obama is weak but it took him and George Bush took only 50 days to defeat the Taliban in Afghanistan when they went in just after the events of 9/11.

You know, for a war criminal Cheney is a bold muthafucka!

Really Dickhead Cheney? Mission accomplished? Different country, but do you remember that shit? Lemme guess, all this time troops in Afghanistan have been dying from boredom as they made finger puppets, right? Yeah, all those American casualties were as a result of paper cuts and the fact that like America, there is no Universal Health-care in Afghanistan? Yep, and Obama is sending in 30,000 extra troops just in time for Christmas to drop off toys for little Muslim children who pray every-night to Jesus for a Zhu Zhu Pet.

Look, personally, I think Obama made a bad move with this, and I wish he would have decided on bringing those troops home rather than add to quagmire that it already is. Of course I know that he had always lobbied for Afghanistan. But I thought it was just a front while he campaigned because, well, you know how Negroes go out of the way “To show how hard dey is.” Yeah, I thought he was just trying to gain support from all those John Wayne war movie loving folks who are clueless as to what war really looks like. But hey, his approval rating with the “white folks” is now at a paltry 39%, so I could see him doing what he’s doing to, well, “Show dem how hard him is!”

I’m an anti-war kinda guy and yes I’m disappointed by his decision. Uh-huh, and as an Obama supporter myself, I’m not hearing anymore of that talk about what George W. Bush did in the past from him or any of you other Obama supporters – especially those of you of the Negro kind who are comfortable with the “Give the prez a chance, he has only been in office 2 weeks” bullshit line.

I’m sorry, but with the economy the way it is, where the unemployed will have to show ID for goods and services when paying with cash because their credit is fucked up. I’m not feeling a 30,000 troop increase that is going to cost about $1 million per man for 18 months. Yep, especially when only $100 million of the Stimulus has been spent to date with 3/4’s of it still in a stash box somewhere like muthafuckas do when there’s a weed drought.

At the end of the day, though disappointed in Barack, I guess one can say he’s consistent. If you don’t believe me about that, checkout what this smart white man Howard Zinn has to say below…

This isn’t Obama’s war, and it damn sure ain’t change…

but it sure is American…

P.S. The war in Afghanistan, just like the war in Iraq, is all about oil.

Click the following link and see for yourself The Oil Factor (2005).

You seriously should watch this video:

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Who said George Bush don’t like Black people! http://www.rippdemup.com/politics/who-said-george-bush-dont-like-black/ http://www.rippdemup.com/politics/who-said-george-bush-dont-like-black/#respond Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:29:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/who-said-george-bush-dont-like-black/ You know I get sick of you people crying about racism as it applies to Barack Obama. Bill Clinton was the first Black president, but did y’all cry about racism then? No, you didn’t; and even he (Bill Clinton) came out recently and said that all these protests were not racist. Yeah, Jimmy Carter is just an old man from the south stuck in the time period of his youth as are all Black people who are still stuck on slavery. But anyway, while you people dwell on the trivial and insignificant elements of our culture. Allow me to take a moment to praise our former president George W. Bush. The last thing I’d like to see happen is for you people to have him go down in history as a racist man as y’all have erroneously done to the great Abraham Lincoln.

There’s a new book on shelves, Speechless: Tales of a White House Survivor, written by Matt Latimer, a former Bush administration employee. In it he describes a 2008 California GOP fundraiser he attended while he worked at the White House. The president gave a speech to his donors which described his fight with alcoholism as only he has lived it. Check out the following excerpt from page 177 of the book as it describes just how Bush reached out to give hope to a few bad apples as he visited a prison ministry program. It must be noted that Mr. Bush is really big on those faith-based initiatives, hence him taking time out of his busy schedule to do God’s work such as invading Iraq, but that’s another post:

He talked about his own failings with alcoholism as the reason he supported his faith-based initiative. “My philosophy is, find somebody who hurts and do something about it,” he said. “Don’t wait for government to tell you what to do.” He bluntly talked about his own situation. “I was beginning to love alcohol over my wife and kids. It got to a point when Billy Graham came into my life. But I was hardheaded and didn’t want to listen for a while. And then I stopped drinking overnight. I am a one-man faith-based initiative. Alcohol was competing for my affections. And it would have ruined me.”

He said things that could ruffle feathers, such as how he’d recently gone to a faith-based program run by “former drunks.” He said he went to see a prison ministry program, noting that ‘everyone was black, of course.” All eyes turned in search of the sole African American in the audience of donors. They wanted to see if he was offended.Of course the author, Matt Latimer went on to add that the African-American man didn’t “appear to be” offended at all. As a matter of fact, he went on to defend Mr. Bush’s statement by saying “[He] didn’t mean it in a derogatory way. He just liked making blunt observations to shock his audience.” Now see, if only we could get you people to all start thinking like this Black man (who’s probably a devout Republican Christian) things would be right with America.

It’s obvious that you people are unappreciative of George Bush’s pedigree. Uh huh, I’ve heard that some of you people are still upset because of what Barbara Bush said about those poor evacuees’ refugees after Hurricane Katrina “who were underprivileged anyway.” Sure some of you may think that a turd doesn’t fall too far from the ass crack, but, I think you people who think that are just being racist as always. If George Bush didn’t like God or Black people, would he have taken the time to visit all those irresponsible Black drunken addicts in prison?

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Obama Bows Before the Saudi King and… http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/obama-bows-before-saudi-king-and/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/obama-bows-before-saudi-king-and/#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:46:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/obama-bows-before-saudi-king-and/ See, I told you people he was Muslim. Yup, if he wasn’t why else would he bow when meeting an Arab King?! Uh huh, and this act just means the death of America. Damn right it does. Barack Obama just sent the signal to Iran to bomb America with their many nuclear warheads!

Ok, ok, ok, so I’m channeling my inner right wing neoconservative fears like the people over here on the blog so appropriately titled: Wizbang. According to them, no president is supposed to bow before any other head of state because that would be an act of submission. OMG, you people should read the responses.

They have even found fault by saying:Would Abe Lincoln bow down to a slave-keeping Arab king? Did you notice how they tried to pull the race card with that title? I’m guessing they are sympathetic to the “Bama” part of the name Obama, and images of toiling Negroes in the south came to mind. Yup, thank the Lord for King Abraham Luther Lincoln Jr. dammit!

Yes, and the great Michelle Malkin couldn’t resist the temptation to give it her spin. I swear, if Michelle wasn’t a right-wing nutjob I’d probably stalk her because she’s cute. Sadly, cuteness is not immune to stupidity, but I digress. Wait a minute: is Michelle Asian or Hispanic?

These folks from the conservative online rag American Thinker should really consider dropping the word Thinker from their title for putting out crap like they so often do. Yeah, I read their bullshit so I can stay abreast of just what “Thinking Americans” actually think (LOL).

The funny thing about all of this is that George Bush was pictured holding hands with a Saudi monarch at one point in time during his disastrous presidency. Did anyone on the right see this as a defiance of protocol? Sure they didn’t. Surely they didn’t see that act as homosexuality because, well, George Bush is a republican, and republicans are not gay. But yet, Barack Obama bowing before the King is fodder for their ilk. Oh well, I can’t be mad at them. After all, this is what you get when you put Negro trash with no home training in the White House, right? Speaking of which, what ever happened to him being an Uppity Negro elitist? Hopefully they don’t have anything negative to say should he meet the pope and choose to kiss his ring.

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SO NOW THAT OBAMA IS PRESIDENT, DOES IT MAKE CPT TIME OFFICIAL? http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/so-now-that-obama-is-president-does-i/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/so-now-that-obama-is-president-does-i/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:12:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/so-now-that-obama-is-president-does-i/ Initially I wanted to do some live blogging as I watched the inauguration. But that was impossible to do because of the enormous range of feelings and emotions running though me just sitting in front of the TV. To sum it up: it was a good idea, but wrong event to even attempt such a feat; that’s why there was no pre-inaugural blogs from me on here.

But now that its over, I guess I can recap just a few of the thoughts I had in my head at the time as I was watching. Some of them, I’m hopefully not the only one to think about it. But then again, you folks already know how my mind works. So without further ado, I bring to you, my inauguration thoughts, post inauguration of course…

1) Maybe it was just me, but I was embarrassed that the event ran late. They said that its usually planned down to the minute and they have been successful in doing so in the past. Then here we have the first Black President and the event ran late? Not a good look for us Black folk. Hell, we’re always accused of showing up late to pretty much everything. And here at one of the most monumental moments in Black history…we run late. Does this mean that CPT (Colored People Time) is now an official standard now that Barack is in the White House?

2) Michelle Obama’s outfit she wore that day was hot. She looked sexy as hell in a formal event sorta way. You know like, if she was at the office Christmas party in that outfit, I’d try to sneak her into an office closet and…well, you know whumsayin. If I were a drag queen I’d definitely have to find a very similar outfit; green leather gloves included of course. No joke, she looked so good she made me wanna send her child support payments knowing her kids aren’t mine.

3) The kids (Sasha & Malia) were adorable. They looked so cute and well mannered that I doubt we’ll ever see a repeat of the Bush twins escapades. Yup, no fake ID stunts here.

4) Bill Clinton looked like a pimp as he walked into the place. Jimmy Carter and his wife still looked good. But what the fuck is up with George “Big Poppa” Bush? And will Barbara Bush always look like an old lady? Can it get worse for her? I mean she looked like an old lady 20yrs ago. And unlike her husband, she looks like she hasn’t aged a day in her life. Big Bush could hardly walk, and reminded me of a penguin the way he waddled around. Hell, I thought the event was gonna be over before he could go down the stairs and find his seat!

5) I was watching it on CNN, and they showed the VIP’s as they showed up and were seated. Was that really Muhammad Ali? I haven’t seen the brother in a while and I know he has Parkinson’s, but man he sure didn’t look anything like himself. I was glad that he was able to attend.

6) Speaking of which: Why was Steven Spielberg there? I know Alex Haley is dead and all, but Steven didn’t have shit to do with the movie “Roots”. Oh my bad, he had something to do with “Amistad”. I get it, but what the hell has Dustin Hoffman done, and why was he a VIP invitee? Where was Danny Glover? Hell, maybe even Flava Flav even? I wished I saw more prominent Black celebrities. And no CNN, flashing to a scene of New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin with a tear in his eye doesn’t count.

7) When they introduced or announced Aretha Franklin just before she sung, fear and curiosity overcame me. Everybody was talking about what Michelle Obama would be wearing to the ball, but I was concerned about what Aretha was gonna be wearing as she sung at this event. The last few times I’ve seen her perform at events she has managed to wear clothing that was rather revealing. And the last thing I wanted to see was the Queen Of Soul performing at the inauguration with her titties, or back fat hanging out. She didn’t disappoint me and I thought her hat was beautiful. Plus my favorite color is green, and she looked good.

8) Rick Warren prayed too damn long. Hell I think he went overboard and tried to be a lil extra to make up from the backlash of him being invited to do the invocation. Matter of fact, I think he’s still praying right now. Give it up Rick, you did good and nobody boo’d you. Well, nobody that we heard on TV anyway. Speaking of which, wouldn’t it be cool of they had the Sandman from the Amateur Night At The Apollo to come out and dance while he was praying and forced him to exit stage left?

9) Oh yeah, Obama’s official limo, “the beast” is the shit son! I’m not really a Cadillac man myself even having owned two in my life, but this limo has renewed my love. I almost wanna purchase a new one, but I’m sure the brothers in Memphis would beat me to it, and with customization, they sure would make mine look less presidential in comparison. Can you imagine how theirs would look?

10) For the first time through this whole thing, Barack looked nervous as he walked in to be introduced before being sworn in. I was wondering if it was the enormity of the event sinking in. Or was it the rash of death threats he received just prior? I wish there was a way CNN was able to report on the number of death threats received the way they did the commercials for “Black In America II”.

11) My most priceless moment of it all was not seeing Obama take the oath. If it was, that moment was fucked by the Supreme Court Justice Roberts anyway. Speaking of which, I was kinda unhappy that CNN kept Clarence Thomas on my TV screen as long as they did prior to the start of the event. But anyway. My most priceless moment was seeing Dick Cheney in a wheelchair. talk about Poetic Justice, and exiting stage left. This asshole in the last few weeks or month even, has been quite the defiant supporter of all the bullshit him and his sidekick George Bush (yes Bush was his sidekick, did you think Bush was really running the country?) has put us through over the last 8yrs. Any normal person (other than me) would have had sympathy for the man seeing him incapacitated like that and being reduced to a wheelchair for the changing of the guard. But not me. I saw it as payback, and I was kinda hoping that the frail older looking lady pushing him around would slip and allow him to roll down the steps at the scene of the event kinda like O.J. in the “Naked Gun” movie.

This is all I can think of for right now that sticks out in my mind today 24hrs later. Maybe you guys can identify with some of this. Maybe you can’t. But at any rate, these were just some of my random thoughts during one of the most historic events in American history. Sure they may sound dumb, but dammit its my reality. And besides, it was an event that will forever be remembered by everyone around the world.

Care to share any of your odd thoughts?

Hat tip to Keep It Trill for the pic

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THE PLANE CRASH WAS GEORGE BUSH’S FAULT http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/airline-safety-manuals-al-queda-george/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/airline-safety-manuals-al-queda-george/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:41:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/airline-safety-manuals-al-queda-george/ This afternoon, I was watching the news and caught the story of the plane crash in the Hudson River in New York City, my first thought? Damn that dude George Bush spoke too soon.

A few days ago, and for the past few days, the media has been running the story about us not having a terrorist attack since 9/11. The thing that gets me, is that this success is being attributed to George Bush and his “war on terror”. Yup, George Bush will go down in history for keeping America safe. And then today, I see a plane floating in a river in NYC?

So what does that have to do with Bush and him speaking so soon RiPPa?

Well its been reported that the plane was struck by Muslim terrorist Geese. Yup, the US Gov’t wasn’t counting on Al Queda and the rest of the crew to start recruiting birds. Uh huh, and because of the lack of intel, we now have 156 people who were on board who almost froze their asses to death in that cold water. Way to go keeping us safe Mr. Bush. Didn’t that whole Bird Flu thing give you guys a clue? And on the coldest day of the winter too? Damn those birds were smart. Hell, if it wasn’t for the local rescue teams, chances are hypothermia would have killed them before they even drowned.

Speaking of safety and flying, my stepmother works for United Airlines. She’s been employed with them for a long ass time. At least 20yrs I think. Back in the day being that she was “mom” I had the ability to fly anywhere for free. Needless to say I’ve had my share of flying. I mean who wouldn’t. When all you have to do is show up at the gate with your ID and your book of boarding passes…when you’re bored you’ll just go places. When I turned 21 it all ended. Yep no more free flights. I still get a discount but it ain’t nothing like FREE. I don’t know why airlines don’t already have parachutes as a safety precaution. The safety plan they have in place now is corny and an insult to my intelligence. Personally If I didn’t have any luggage I’d rather airplanes give passengers the option of jumping out of the plane as it flies over the city on final approach. No more waiting 10-15 minutes to taxi to the gate, No more waiting at baggage claim, no more waiting for a taxi, rental car shuttle, or that drunken relative of yours that can’t figure out which terminal to pick you up from. You simply lie asleep on the plane and then the flight attendant comes and wakes you up… “Mr. Phillips it’s time. We’re approaching your drop zone thank you for flying United.” They give you a parachute and some goggles and minutes later you’re landing safely at your house. The exception to this rule would have to be rainy/windy weather and nightime conditions. Unless you fly first class and they’re willing to supply you with night vision goggles. And I’m guessing you’d have to exit out the rear of the plane so that you’re clear of the engines. It’d suck for someone to jump out the side of the plane only to be sucked into one of the engines. I think I’ve given this too much thought.
Have you ever bothered to read the airline safety brochure? Or as I call it, ‘Mad Magazine’ because it’s just as funny. They truly think the pictures are going to help you. Like the Oxygen mask picture? It instructs you to put your mask on first before assisting the child. Personally I think that if the cabin depressurizes, kids shouldn’t get oxygen. The lack of oxygen will quiet their cries. If the plane is going down, the least I should be able to do is enjoy my pending death in silence and meditation. Can’t even die in peace and quiet while praying to God…damn kids. Speaking of kids, the diagrams also shows you how to use your seat cushion as a flotation device in the “unlikely event of a water landing”. First of all, what the hell is a “Water landing” it’s not a “water landing”.
It’s called… CRASHING INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN!!! But they can’t say that over the P-A because old people would freak out. Don’t talk down to me. And don’t insult my intelligence. Don’t show me a picture of a lady floating in the ocean on a seat cushion SMILING!! When you look closely at this chick’s face in the picture, she might not be smiling but she doesn’t appear to be having a bad time in the ocean fully clothed with sharks swimming around. Does she look tormented and stressed out? Her hair’s not even messed up. Where are the other people in the water? Where’s the blood? Where’s the dead bodies? Where’s the plane debris? According to this picture a “water landing” is fun and groovy. In fact it’s so much fun that you’ll want to bring your infant with you. And for the record, If ever I’m in a water landing, I’m not using my seat cushion as a flotation device. Chances are I shit my pants during the crash. Why would I use that cushion? I shouldn’t have to smell my own turds while waiting in the ocean for the Coast Guard. Now, that we’ve decided that a water landing is fun….how do we get out of the plane to enjoy the waves? Ahhhhh the exit! The diagram in the safety brochure shows you all of the exits on the plane. One shows the plane one the ground the other shows the plane over the water. Ever notice anything funny about both of these pics? The plane is PERFECTLY intact. And let’s not forget that the pic of the plane landing on water the plane if floating. When’s the last time you saw an airplane crash over water and float perfectly? Thats with the exeption of today of course. Don’t insult my intelligence United. When was the last time you saw a plane crash on CNN and the plane was PERFECT and FLOATING?!
And NO I’m not helping anyone get off the plane once I get off. Every time I sit in an exit row the flight attendant comes over and tries to deputize me into helping people. Hey lady, I’m not getting paid to be on this plane, you are. I paid $92 to ride this plane one-way from Memphis to New York. I’m not risking getting burned up for another coach class turd. The best anyone will get from me for $92 is… “FOLLOW ME YOU BROKE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! WE JUST CRASHED!! That’s it. I’m not even saying it twice. I’m not helping. What are you going to do to me if I don’t help other passengers? Ban me from United? That’s fine with me, I wasn’t planning to fly United again considering that we JUST CRASHED INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!!.
Now that we’re on the ground and we know where to get out… we need to know HOW to get out. Thankfully their pic covers it. One pic tells you that if the exits is blocked by water then don’t open the door. HUH? Just two pages ago you told me that water landings were fun and groovy and now I can’t open the damn door to enjoy myself? The second pic is hilarious. “If blocked by fire do not exit” Who is this idiot? Who is the idiot who opens the door while flames are burning his face? If the person in front of you opens the door to look out into burning flames, push that person into the flames and close the door!!! Then there’s the last pic…”No Smoking”. Huh? Sometimes I wish I was a smoker like I used to be, just so I could piss off some of these Neo-Nazi non-smokers. You don’t want people smoking next to you in Applebee’s or a Comedy Club fine. But we just crashed into the middle of the ocean, an idiot just opened a door and stuck his head into an open flame, I shit my pants, the plane’s not floating, sharks are picking off floating passengers like it’s a salad bar and you’re going to sit next to me and tell me that 2nd hand smoke is what you’re worried about right now??!! FUCK YOU!!!! This plane just crashed, I NEED a cigarette!!!! I don’t smoke anymore but if I survived a crash , there’s two things I’d be doing a lot more of…praying and marijuana. Personally I think marijuana smoke should be pumped through the oxygen masks to help calm the passengers. Maybe then I’d be open to the idea of the kids getting an oxygen mask. I think I’ve made my point, airline passengers should get parachutes. Especially since the Gov’t aren’t able to keep them safe from Al Queda Jihadist Geese.

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BUCKWHEAT GOT SHOT! http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/buckwheat-got-sho/ http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/buckwheat-got-sho/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:05:00 +0000 http://www.rippdemup.com/uncategorized/buckwheat-got-sho/ “Don’t tell me the federal response was slow!” – President George W. Bush

Remember that old Saturday Night Live sketch where Eddie Murphy played Buckwheat? Remember that?

Buckwheat was representative of the perceptions of the Black man in America. As funny as it was seeing this character, I must admit that it was rather clever.

The sketch in particular was a take on the shooting of President Ronald Reagan back in the day. I was a youngster, but I could remember everyone being saddened by the news. But when Buckwheat got shot, we laughed. Having said that, is it any wonder that the lives of Black men and other ethnic minorities are in fact a joke in America? I’ll let you ponder that one while I move on.

Speaking of Presidents, did you catch President Bush’s final press conference? It was a press conference but for obvious reasons, I consider it to be more like a post game interview the likes of professional athletes. Why do I say that? Well, just like the professional athlete, he gave little props to the competition, and never once held himself accountable. He never at least once said, “Damn I kinda fucked that up didn’t I?” Nope never once he did. Instead, he passed the buck, and came off sounding like Terrell “I can do no wrong” Owens who plays for the Dallas Cowboys.

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He even went on record as saying that not finding the weapons of mass destruction was a disappointment. He said it was no mistake, but a disappointment. How about it being a lie all along? Nope, that would be to noble to admit culpability. Instead, just blame it on the officiating. That’s right, blame the referees. Yup, it’s all about the wrong information he was given.

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This coming from the highest office in the land, its easy to understand our culture of placing blame on the victims. I say that because I still hear people today who are quick to blame the victims of the hurricane Katrina aftermath. I still hear today in response to the now infamous Air Force One flyover photo-op, that those people were foolish and should have left town. On this site recently I read a comment from an individual who said “those people” stayed behind intentionally in the face of Katrina, just so that they would be able to loot.

::BLANK STARE::

So, per the current lame duck President, the federal response time was quite appropriate. Never mind all the well documented evidence the likes of eating birthday cake with John McCain on the very morning the storm made its landfall. Yup never mind that. But yet, he pledged his support to ending poverty and racial strife in the aftermath that ensued. Well I’m sorry Mr. Bush, but it looks like you just shot Buckwheat again on live TV. This time around, we’re not laughing.

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We’re not laughing because as he in his exit tries to re-write history, or his legacy as some have already referred to it as, we the people who were here, now know the truth all too well. But just in case I’m not alive to read it, just as he, Mr. Bush himself so eloquently espoused, I’m glad that in this information age, true journalism is the first line of history. Who knows, maybe somewhere far into the future stuff like this blog entry would be dug up just like the Dead Sea Scrolls; Who knows. But if that were ever to happen, I could only hope that it could be worshiped like the bible, and the truth. I say that with full knowledge that history, is often written by the victors, and not the victims. And that means you too Buckwheat.

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In closing, I’ll ask you this question: With all the talk of the fear of the assassination of Barack Obama (i.e. Buckwheat), would it sadden you if the same predicament would befall President George Bush anytime soon? I don’t know if its just me, but there has been an increase in firearms purchases since Obama’s election. And I suspect that the majority of these new purchases have been made by White citizens. They attribute it to their fear of them losing their right to bear arms. But could it be their fear of a Black America instead? Could it be the reason there has been an increase in Black hate crimes since November 4th? Could it be the reason there is a hyper vigilance by the police when it comes to encountering Black males lately? I mean seriously, could it be that the police are just doing their best to protect Black men from all these gun totting White citizens? I mean after all, Buckwheat got shot didn’t he? If I remember correctly, he was always wukin pa nub in all da wong places, wukin pa nub.

RECOMMENDED READING: History Cannot Save Him By Helen Thomas

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