Soldier Boy and TI: Black Men With Drugs, Guns and Black Cards

Oct 18, 2011 5 Comments by

It’s so sad that it’s actually humorous.

The recent mug shot of your favorite ‘whatever happened to’ rapper Soldier Boy Tellum is currently being displayed across web browsers all across the world.

In it, he looks slightly nauseated But I’m Rich By-otch! with just a hint of Oh, Shit! confusion. And since being picked up last night in GA with a shit load of drugs, guns and stacks of cash he has good reason to.

Maybe he is puzzled at his current state of denainment, after all, imagine how inconvenient it must be for the 21 year old multimillionaire to be locked up? D’Andre Way would have been released into parental custody for this same feat only three short years ago and now he’s just gonna sit, like an average Knee-Grow would, waiting to ‘make bail’.

Having his Lamborghini, diamond encrusted jewels, Black Card and entourage removed from him has to be stressful.

Maybe he’s trying to walk in the big shoes of rapper, TI, who is fresh home from jail and making his way around the freestyle circuit. All the major Hip Hop players are talking about how TI’s time away has made his skill sharper and his delivery reminiscent of his early career days.

Accolades.

Notoriety can’t be purchased these days, no, in order for one to please the fans, one must ‘be real’ and ‘do real things’ including riding around in car full of goons with drugs and cash.

Seems silly when our beloved neighborhood assholes do it, but what about a man who does have a BLACK CARD and the money to back up that unlimited line of credit.

 

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Outspoken, spunky and coming out of left field, the infamous Tracy Renee Jones is a 2005 Cum Laude graduate of New Jersey City University with a B.A. in Political Science and a minor in International Law. Also member of the Pi Sigma Alpha Political Science Honor Society, she worked a duel career life as a para-professional during the day and an adult performer at night while perusing her education. Her writing interests include the undesirable subjects of Prisoner Rights, Child Abuse and Exploitation, Adoption, Sexuality, Human and Intercultural Relations and Politics. She writes for several online publications including the Examiner, Beyond Black and White, Clutch Magazine, The Trippie Hippie and The Kinky Courtesan. She is a featured contributor to the sex positive digital Corset magazine where she explores fetish, stereotypes and erotic presentation for women of color. Her book of poetry Me: Being Anonymous: A Book of Cursed Poem and Verse is available on Amazon for purchase. Writing from an emotional place and with a personal touch, TRJ likes her debates the same way she enjoys.....rough, uncompromising and often.
  • Reggie

    Hmmmm……I wonder if a couple of years of having to sit down to pee, braiding his cellmates hair and having to wash his cellmate’s draws out in their sink will make this young brother hard?!?

    What do you think?!?  Would that be good for his career?!?

    • daMonstah

      Nope. He’ll have a lot more “bitch” in him too.

  • daMonstah

    Nice piece Tracy. Now…on to “dumb” ass. What in the world gets into some of these rappers that compells them to think that unless they are arrested on weapons and drug charges that they aren’t “hard”? First of all they aren’t “hard”. Most of em come from the “burbs”. They should be grateful people are listening and buying the garbage they produce and call music. I don’t know about you but I don’t have an ounce…not ONE…of sympathy for anybody that damn stupid. You’re NOT a gangster fool…you’re a rapper. Stop trying to be something you aren’t and sat yo ass down somewhere. Jeez.
    daMonstah,CEO of daBlogPound,Inc.Family

    • http://www.tracyreneejones.com Tracy Renee Jones

      Thanks..

      I totally get you…and I will counter your point with the fact that they’re money DOES improve when they behave like jackasses and get arrested. Funny thing is, for guys, the rap career does not seems to suffer, actually I think more times than not it improves things. Where females, of course, are forgotten about before they even click the door behind them. I guess we can’t call the rappers any more dumb than those kids who are regular suburban kids who go out pretending to be hood only to become Rahim’s new bitch in the clinker. At least he can afford a good lawyer, but that bend over and cough is a real example of his dedication to remaining a millionaire. Yessir! 

  • Anonymous

    “Having his Lamborghini, diamond encrusted jewels, Black Card and entourage removed from him has to be stressful.”
    Not to forget his 55 million dollar jet. Tisk, tisk.